Is It Lost?

I need his prosthetic leg.

(Source: colindonoghue, via durance)

yelyahwilliams:

marielxhearts:

caramichele:

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Dads and Tumblr

Dads are like their own species

I miss my dad he is just like these dads 😂😂😂

#DADS I LOVE MY DAD

(via latterdaytaints)

108/? the sign of three caps

(Source: queenmorstan, via johnfuckingwatson)

http://sothisisthehobbit.tumblr.com/post/98087249942/myrtlebroadbelt-so-i-was-contemplating-bilbos

myrtlebroadbelt:

So I was contemplating Bilbo’s speech about home in An Unexpected Journey (as I do pretty much every day), and I kept thinking about one line in particular: “You don’t have one. A home. It was taken from you.”

Cut to me remembering that after going on this epic journey to…

laterovaries:

lokifuckyeah - You’re the devil.

laterovaries:

lokifuckyeah - You’re the devil.

laterovaries:

smittentomkitten:

ophelia-tagloff:

::whispers codpiece::
smittentomkitten (codpiece)

:: pssst.  the codpiece in Henry V is bigger ::
Screw it, I’m posting my entire gifset of this right tow and tagging you in the face with it.
P.S.  THIGH PORN.  Omg, the thigh porn here.

What I’d give to kneel between those thighs and just run my hands up….UGH….

laterovaries:

smittentomkitten:

ophelia-tagloff:

::whispers codpiece::

smittentomkitten (codpiece)

:: pssst.  the codpiece in Henry V is bigger ::

Screw it, I’m posting my entire gifset of this right tow and tagging you in the face with it.

P.S.  THIGH PORN.  Omg, the thigh porn here.

What I’d give to kneel between those thighs and just run my hands up….

UGH….

(Source: tomfighter)

he always fucks up my mood to the extreme, shits on my life 24/7, and i’m fucking tired of it.

laterovaries:

angelica-aswald:

smittentomkitten:

ophelia-tagloff:

smittentomkitten:

ophelia-tagloff:

smittentomkitten:

Hiddleston.  Prince Hal, The Hollow Crown.

:: moving codpiece, feely ::

ophelia-tagloff 

How will I ever forget?

Ugh. It’s moving.

ophelia-tagloff

well he’s definitely sitting like a whore.

You see, it’s the gyrating that gets me. Just no, Tom. No.

ophelia-tagloff

:: laughing maniacally - sort of like mrs. robinson in that gif i just posted with the oakley ::

I am totally speeding up the largest gif I have of the codpiece right now.  BRB.

Them hip movements. bruh…

Fucking mesmerizing…

FUCK you dad. go back to sleep.

grumpybilbo:

The Fellowship of the Ring Bloopers

(via sothisisthehobbit)

Teaching kids to give handjobs since the 90s

laterovaries:

ask-demon-connie-springles:

whyiseveryonefalling:

scotchcarousel:

the-funkiest-penguin:

friendly-pedophile:

bellamyyoung:

yourgayfriend:

emisummerful:

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You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.

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OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM. 

I did both…image

i did both. i also bent it, what does that tell me now

You kinky son of a bitch.

I used to step on mine until they exploded.

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That sounds hot as fuck.

I’m sure it comes as no surprise that I always sucked on mine….

(Source: manda)

weddingred:

i should nOT BE tuRNED ON BY THAT 

(Source: pterrodactyl, via laterovaries)

deebott:

queenofbeerss:

This dress makes me want to die

Fuck me alive

deebott:

queenofbeerss:

This dress makes me want to die

Fuck me alive

(via teddvvane)