he always fucks up my mood to the extreme, shits on my life 24/7, and i’m fucking tired of it.
FUCK you dad. go back to sleep.
You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.
OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM.
I did both…
i did both. i also bent it, what does that tell me now
You kinky son of a bitch.
I used to step on mine until they exploded.
That sounds hot as fuck.
I’m sure it comes as no surprise that I always sucked on mine….